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“y’know, it’s so cold outside, we could get a pet penguin. ya know how cool that would be?” -jacob

hahahaha.

“that thing is ugly. it’s as ugly as your heart.” -not to jacob

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well, there’s supposed to be a biological attack in 2013 or by 2013 or whatever the news said. maybe those aztecs were onto something.

the economy is now officially in a recession, but britney spears is yet again the star of the news. okay, so yeah, i’m guilty of watching her “documentary” on MTV when it premiered, but really now, does our country REALLY think her life is more important than the economy?

in other news, carli sue is a BITCH. we put a muzzle on her the other night. pictures of the event are on facebook.

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jami just revealed that only two things are definite in life…you are born, and then you die. everything else that happens just doesn’t really matter.

“why is everyone sad? gaaaahhhd.” -jami
“well, i’m feeling pretty good right now!” -me
“I KNOW, RIGHT.” -jami

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Sarah:
its been a pretty strange few weeks!
a mixed bowl, some might say

10:30pmCatie
how so?

10:30pmSarah
well kt

10:32pmSarah
new relationship… fun and exciting
daddy gotted cancer… weird and unfun
mixed bowl!

10:32pmCatie
wow. i’m sorry about your dad =(=(
can it be treated?

Today
12:47amSarah
THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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“i have an announcement…

Captain Crunch, over the Peanut Butter division, and I will be getting married. In lieu of cash, we will be accepting skim milk.” -samantha

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and got the following response from alex:

Are you in a good mood right now?
i’m alright, but i’ll be happier when i get off.

That’s what she said!!!

hahahaha.

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i positively can’t wait for the day i can finally hand you that really good “BUUUUURRRRN!!!”

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if you haven’t seen pineapple express yet, go see it.

“Hey, look. It’s like my thumb is my cock.”
“I look like the Hamburglar.”

seth rogen and james franco were effing amazing. franco plays a superb stoner and according to interviews, he doesn’t even smoke. there were a LOT of action sequences in the film– something i normally don’t like. i wasn’t too crazy about those scenes, but they didn’t kill the movie for me. there were so many random quotes in the film that i loved but can’t for the life of me remember. beka and i are gonna see it again when it comes to the dollar theater.

i think i would marry either one of those men.

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MARGE: Homer, I’ve always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say, “Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.”
HOMER: Waaayyyy back.

Andy says:
I guess the next logical question would be… what are you munching on?
Catie says:
i ate cereal and peanut butter.
Catie says:
delicious.
Andy says:
jesus
Catie says:
i didn’t eat him.
Andy says:
I hear he’s chocolate
Catie says:
does he have sprinkles?
Andy says:
He’s Jesus
Andy says:
of course he does

Andy says:
I’m going to make a bowl of watermelon
Andy says:
bbiamswctm
Catie says:
what is swctm?
Andy says:
So we can talk more?
Catie says:
oh god. that’s huge.
Andy says:
I thought you could read me better than that
Catie says:
that is the HUGEST ACRONYM EVER.
Catie says:
ANDY.
Catie says:
that is ridICUlously long
Andy says:
hahahaha
Catie says:
it doesn’t even count as an acronym anymore.
Catie says:
it’s a fuckin’ WORD now.

Jeff says:
glow in the dark condoms are a novel concept
Jeff says:
should help you finally fulfill that Chernobyl victim fantasy

ME: you have freckles.
ALEX: like pippi longstocking!!

“stoop kid’s afraid to leave her stoop!” -me, wallowing on jade’s front “porch” after downing half a huge bottle of wine

“do you guys have coloring books here for check-out?” -i love my job, i love my job, i love my job

“and this one time, it MOVED.” -me telling jade about the sloth i saw

“hahahahaha. hahahahahahahaha. oh, weather kicks ass.” -hyde, that 70’s show

JACKIE: here’s what i don’t get. why would sally sell seaSHELLS down by the seaSHORE? i mean, that’s a TERRIBLE location for a seashell stand.
DONNA: yeah, i mean, if she wanted to make money, she’d sell seashells by the SUBway.
JACKIE: y’know what she should sell by the seashore? SHOESHINES! ‘cuz your sandals get so sandy!
DONNA: sandy sandals. we should start a girl band called sandy sandals!
…blahblah…
DONNA: jackie…if hyde says no, then you and i get a van, and the sandy sandals tour america.

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